Christ almighty! This thread has been just about the most tedious, boring and repetitive in the history of the Internet and now Alan comes along to cheer us all up! I'll be glad when this game is over and we can all get back to marginally less tedious and pointless threads where people count dots.
And I see the Fail are touting for long-distance fans to contact them for a story about flying in from Australia and the US etc for the big game. I wonder what spin they can put on that? Oh I know, the carbon footprint of selfish fans coming all that way for a football match!
It wouldn't be Oxford United if there wasn't something for some people to moan about in the biggest week of our season and and our future.
Just wear your yellow shirt! You have got a yellow shirt haven't you?
Not just me who's noticed it and doesn't like it then. If you watch the reel the club put out of all his goals this season he seems to do it rather a lot.